how bout MONKEY,,,,as in W.B. MONKEY , table for 2~~~~~~~~ now that could provide some amusement!!! ( we always use some other name,also.....) either friends we're with or just RICHARDS!!! and then try to remember!!!!! gets harder as you get older... ( the remembering part) so it's easier to stay home, :) what do the people 'living' in our country with names that have 25 vowels in them do?????? have a good day, hugs, nan